z1z0's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sr. Pelo Hates Friday Night Funkin Animation]

0/10 no puso cuties

[Wario Robs a Museum]

cursed

[Seamen]

i love it

[Ratatouille]

In many ways, the work of a critic is easy. We risk very little, yet enjoy a position over those who offer up their work and their selves to our judgment. We thrive on negative criticism, which is fun to write and to read. But the bitter truth we critics must face, is that in the grand scheme of things, the average piece of junk is probably more meaningful than our criticism designating it so. But there are times when a critic truly risks something, and that is in the discovery and defense of the *new*. The world is often unkind to new talent, new creations. The new needs friends. Lastyear, I experienced something new: an extraordinary animation where linguini loses his hands from an unexpected source. To say that both the meal and its maker have challenged my preconceptions about fine cartooning is a gross understatement. They have rocked me to my core. In the past, I have made no secret of my disdain for Cas's famous motto, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHH" But I realize, only now do I truly understand what he meant. Not everyone can become a great artist; but a great artist *can* come from *anywhere*. It is difficult to imagine more humble origins than those of the genius now animating for newgrounds, who is, in this critic's opinion, nothing less than the finest creator in newgrounds. I will be returning to casvdp.newgrounds.com soon, hungry for more.

[KIRBY SAFETY VHS]

kinda really fuckin' funny

[Friday night hunkin': M.I.L.F.]

like your twitter handle: mastuhpiece EDIT: fuck this doesn't apply anymore

[American Penis]

am I dead yet

[Disorderly Conduct]

its-a-the-funny

[The Ultimate Showdown]

g o o d s t u f f

[Lasagna]

Cursed